(Blue) Soup Fandangos and Tomato Plants

Please note, I am going for a more upbeat approach this week, so bear with me. How’s your week been?

Mine started well, but Tuesday took a downward turn within two stops of my train pulling out of the station. The bottom of my rucksack felt wet, and it soon transpired that the soup in my bag had leaked—despite it being in a sealed Tupperware box and a plastic Ziplock bag. I think most things escaped serious damage, but let’s just say it maybe a while (if ever) before my work laptop connects to a monitor again.

The rest of the journey in was spent working about laptops, dripping soup, smelling of soup and trying to work out if a pen had leaked as well as the floor seemed to be turning blue below underneath my bag. It was as if I’d shot a Predator…except that was green blood and there were no leaves (and thankfully not on the line), so this whole idea doesn’t work, but I’ll leave it in anyway.

Then, to make matters worse, when I got to London Bridge (stage one of my Tuesday journey to work), my knee started giving me gip again. I’d hoped that a week off running would have helped—and it had, but the walking and stairs and soup-fandango meant it was throbbing again. When I eventually got to work and cleaned my bag up I noticed the leakage had stained the bottom of the book I’d taken with me to read.

Not ideal, but worth noting that the soup wasn’t my take on the blue soup from Bridget Jones’ Diary.

Onwards and sideways though. At least the book looks lived in.

On my journey home, I started listening to the Blindboy Podcast. A friend has been recommending it for a while, and I’ve finally got round to it. The ep I played was called Witches Piss and Horse Skulls and had some lovely evocations of January weather, a discussion about global warming, the paintings of Turner and the loss of various folklores/skills. I very much enjoyed it, and it seems a big change from his work in The Rubber Bandits.

The various parts of that episode came to mind when I finally got to read the book that had been soaked. The book was ‘The Action’ by Roger Garfitt. I’m not 100% certain that Mr Garfitt would thank me for mentioning his work in etc same space as a podcast about Witches piss and folklore, but, in the absence of a full poem, here are a few stanzas that stood out from a poem in the book called ‘The Goose Quill’. It’s the last poem in a sequence written on and about a Historic Working Farm.

We need these stories
as a generation goes

that had learned to hold on
by a thread. Old improviser,

remind us of the hidden pulses.
Tell us how to woo the earth

when it turns away.

(c) Roger Garfitt, From The Goose Quill, Carcanet Press, 2019


While I’m not suggesting we can only learn from generations gone by, and I do think all generations learn from each other, there are some skills and specific knowledges that are in danger of being lost. The BB podcast and the sequence of poems just reminded me of that.

While I can’t share an entire poem from the book, as I have no idea about how to contact Roger, I can link to this one. It’s also from The Action and it feels apt after a lovely walk earlier with my wife. It’s a bit early for Spring, but between that walk and some of the comments at the start of the BB podcast, it makes sense to me. That’s enough for me.

Now, I said I was going to be more positive (and to be fair, the above is for me), but the week definitely took an upward turn on Wednesday when the good folks of Poetry Wales published the interview I did with Zoe Brigley last year about my poem, Tomato Plants’. NB I am totally counting the fact that the poem was accepted for this interview series last year as a published poem in the 2022 dataset.

I saw a few kind comments online from friends about it being a good interview, and I’m very conscious of how hard it was to take myself even remotely seriously when answering Zoe’s excellent questions. It took me a lot of effort not to undermine myself with a gag at every turn, but I’m glad I did manage it—for the most part. Of course, now I read it back, I realise there’s loads I should have/could have said, but hey ho…It’s exactly like when we see changes to poems the moment we press submit—that happens to you too, yeah?

Anyhoo, have a look and let me know what you think. And, I recommend the other interviews in the series too.

In terms of recommendations, a couple of articles that caught my eye this week/are stolen from newsletters.
1. Are lazy people more creative? I didn’t finish reading it, so can’t tell you.

2. I like Nick Cave, I enjoy reading or listening to Nick Cave most of the time. I find his fans almost universally insufferable when they write to him at his Red Right Hand website, but I thought this was interesting when he responds to someone that has tried to empty machine learning to create a Nick Cave song. I think the robots are a way off taking over, although part of me sort of wishes they’d hurry up so I can get on with all the taking of laudanum, etc that comes with being a poet. That’s the main part of the job, no?

THE LAST TWO WEEKS( or so) IN STATS

HEALTH STATS
0K running., but a 7K walk today as a tester. I reckon it’s another week or more before I’m running again though.
2 day without cigarettes…really, really need to knuckle down here to help with the above
0 days since drinking.

LIFE STATS
1 soup leakage
1 soaked rucksack
1 damp train journey that smelled of soup
1 excellent night of drinks and Mashups
2 x trips to London and back
2 x log fires



POET STATS
0 loose ideas/articles gathered (this allows me to kid myself I am writing all the time)
0 poems finished:
2 poems worked on: Bed poem – Now called For Ever Given, Under The Surface
0 submissions:
0 withdrawal:
0 acceptances:
0 readings:
1 rejections: Potomac Review
25 poems are currently out for submission. No simultaneous subs
80 Published poems


0 review finished:
0 reviews started:
0 reviews submitted:
2 reviews to write:


1 more week that I’m not having an affair with Eva Green

* To date, not this week. Christ!!

READ/SEEN/HEARD/ETC

Read
Jonathan Davidson: The Living Room
Jack Little: Slow Leaving
Roger Garfitt: The Action
River Wolton: The Purpose of Your Visit


Zooms: None

Music
McCoy Tyner: The Real McCoy
Rozi Plain: Prize
Margo Price: Strays
A Mouthful of Air Podcast: Rishi DastidarThe Verb: Breath
The Archers
Bjork: Biophillia
Blueboy: Bank of England, Clearer and Other Singles, If Wishes Were Horses
Dave Boulter: Lover’s Walk
Five Live: Spurs Vs Arsenal
Calexico: Algiers
Can: Future Days
Martin Carr: New Shapes for Life, Sailor/I Will Build A Road
Mogwai: As The Love Continues
The Delines: The Sea Drift
Eno & Hyde: high Life
Explosions In The Sky: the Wilderness
Feist: Metals
Mary Lattimore: Collected Pieces
Fenne Lily: Breach
Gaz Coombes: Turn The Car Around
Don Peris: Go Where The Morning Shineth
Japanese Breakfast: Jubilee
Kramer: Music For Films Edited By Moths
The Foxhole Companion: The Xmas issue
Arji’s Pickle Jar: Clare Pollard, Deryn Rhys-Jones
The National: I Am Easy To Find
Dead Meadow: Warble Womb
Daphni: Cherry
Oneida: Success
Giant Sand: Purge & Slouch
Tallies: Patina
Idlewild: Interview Music
Kathryn Williams: Night Drives
Alison Cotton: All is Quiet At the Ancient Theatre
Wolf Alice: Blue Weekend, My Love Is Cool, Visions of a Life
The Wedding Present: Bizarro
The Watson Twins: Fire Songs
2ManyDj: A set of songs
Low: Trust
Fleet Foxes: Shore
Captain Beefheart: Trout Mask Replica

Watched
The Mosquito Coast
Happy Valley
Yellowstone
Mr Inbetween
Abbot Elementary



Ordered/Bought
Nothing

Arrived
Strix 8 – A copy I’d not ordered

The Wedding Present, No Soup For You

**Slaps Forehead**Remembers about Finished Creatures #6

I pressed publish last week, walked away from my desk— in my head it looked something like this

It was almost certainly more like this…

Almost as soon as shut my laptop down I realised that rather than the gibberish I wrote about fluorescent lights, etc I should have just written about how happy I was that my copy of Finished Creatures #6 had arrived in the gap between the post before the last post (eg before last week).

I felt especially daft as this week saw the launch of said magazine via the medium of Zoom. Here I am demonstrating how ace the mag looks…

Image shows Mat holding up a copy of Finished Creatures Issue 6. Cover shows a green photo of a mountain range
Model & Own Copy

Jan always makes each issue look and feel glorious. Getting a copy in the post is always a joy. The envelopes they come in are lovely things with a string tie on the back. The addresses are handwritten, and if you’re getting a contributor’s copy then your page is bookmarked for you.

I’ve already mentioned that there was some back and forth on my poem that went in the mag. Jan was very helpful and very understanding, and while I’m happy with the version we ended up with, the poem is one that I’ve worked on and tweaked since it was accepted.

So it was a bit strange to be reading the published version on Wednesday evening as part of the online launch. It’s obviously a bit weird to be reading in a “room” full of the kinds of poets in this mag. I mean look at this lot…sadly not every one could make it.

I was disappointed not to hear Arji Manuelpillai read any of his poems as one of his is after mine in the mag, but I did get to hear Alex Josephy read hers, and that’s the one that precedes mine. I also got to hear Rebecca Gethin, Amlan Goswami, Hilary Hares, Joanna Inham, Simon Madrell, Caleb Parkin, Sarah Salway,Penelope Shuttle, Paul Stephenson and Elżbieta Wójcik-Leese read. I was in a break out group with Anthony Mair and Julian Bishop, but sadly we didn’t get to hear their poems —FYI both are excellent.

A couple of the poets that couldn’t make it also had their work read out, one of which was me reading James McDermott‘s excellent ‘Wild Flowers’. I prefaced it by suggesting using the names of flowers in poems is cheating as it’s guaranteed to sound great, but I love this poem. There’s a lot going on in there around belonging and survival. I hope he and Jan don’t mind me sharing it below.

Spookily (you know me, etc) I’ve just seen that James is a writer on Eastenders, among many other things, and last night I shared this article about that very show and the wider impact of soaps with a colleague at work…because they work on soaps; I’m not a monster.

Wild flowers – James McDermott, Finished Creatures #6

Hoary Plantain Corky Fruited Dropwort
Purple Loosestrife Night Flowering Catchfly

you plants in the wrong place I pick you up

unwanted in nature’s man made spaces
farm fields playing fields backyards public parks
I want you I take you in my basket

how are your shades of green deemed unsightly
Mantis Crocodile Islamic Jungle
Neon Hooker’s
I press you between hard covers

I don’t label you weeds I name you
Hedge Bedstraw Oxeye Daisy Corncockle
Bladder Campion Forget Me Not Vetch


I preserve you you wild flowers who thrive
in nature where you survive all seasons
each bud punching through mud to unclench tiny fists

to bloom eternally long after man
who said you don’t belong Tansy Scented Mayweed
Cocksfoot Timothy Upright Shepherd’s Purse



Go and buy a copy of Finished Creatures here

It was a bumper week for Zoom launches as I got to spend some of last night watching the launch of Holly Singlehurst’s excellent Rialto Pamphlet, The Sea Turned Thick Like Honey (Reviewed here by some knobhead)

Cover of Holly Singlehurst's Rialto Pamphlet..>Depicts a beach scene with white clouds and the sea rolling in. Title in white writing reads The Sea Turned Thick As Honey

From now on I intend to only attend gigs from the comfort of a hammock…

Right, I’m out of here…After a week where I got another no from North magazine (WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO!!!! Oh yeah, write a better poem, fit the issues themes and offer enough sacrifices to the gods. **Note to self, more sacrifices next time), there is just time to point you towards this thread of handy hints for dealing with poetic rejection. Go and have a look, you might find something to help you.

The sun has just gone in after being scorchio…and it’s a song from Paul McCartney who turns 80 today…And it’s a bonus track from Flower’s In the Dirt..Wild Flowers, yeah!!!

THE WEEK IN STATS

c17K running so far. 12 today, there should be 5 more tomorrow
2 trips to central London for work
0 massive hangover
1 week of taking a hard look at myself
2 journeys to dance lessons and back for Flo
1 rejections: North
0 new poem finished:
5 poems worked on: Cycle, Kiddie Rides, Swan Song, Buttered Dogs, and a draft of something new called In The Freezer (at the moment. It’s little more than notes for now, but y’know..acorns, oak trees, etc)
0 poems published:
0 submissions: I’m pausing on this while I edit stuff.
0 acceptance:
16 poems are currently out for submission. Starting to think I’ve really pissed off the folks at Poetry Oxford.
5 poems left to submit beyond makeweights
75 Published poems
37 Poems* finished by unpublished
25 poems* in various states of undress
554 Rejected poems* Eg I’ve decided they are not good enough
0 reviews finished:
2 reviews to write: How the fuck did that happen…I keep finishing them and then they keep coming.
8 days without cigarettes…
15 Days since drinking
0 sleepless nights:
1 more week that I’m not having an affair with Eva Green

* To date, not this week. Christ!!

TITLE GIVEAWAY
Nothing to offer this week


READ/SEEN/HEARD/ETC

Read
Dark Horse 45
Alex MacDonald: delicious all day
Jack Underwood: A Year In The Life
Poetry London Spring 22


Zooms:
Finished Creatures #6 launch
Holly Singlehurst Launch

Music
Grachan Moncur III: Evolution
Jacqueline Du Pré & Herbert Downes: Music For Cello & Viola
Horsegirl: Versions of Modern Performance
Sam Lee: Old Wow
Andrew Bird: Armchair Apocrypha
SG Goodman: Teeth Marks
Deep Throat Choir: 3am
Sharon Van Etten: We’ve Been Going About This All Wrong
Superchunk; Wild Loneliness
Jeremy Cunningham: The Weather Up Here
Caspian: The Four Trees
Echo & The Bunnymen: Porcupine
Explosions In The Sky: Live
Greg Dulli: Random Desire
Four Tet: 16 Oceans
Inxs: Shabooh Shoobah
The Innocence Mission: My Room In The Trees
Grant Lee-Phillips: Lightning, Do Your Stuff
Beth Orton: Trailer Park
Sufjan Stevens: Carrie & Lowell
Inventions: Maze of Woods
Tonic Ensemble: Snapshots
Prefab Sprout: Andromeda Heights
J Mascis: Tied To A Star
David Kilgour & The Heavy Eights: End Times Undone, Left By Sort
Therapy?: Troublegum
The New Mendicants: Into The Line
Clem Snide: We Only Leave Ashes
Teenage Fanclub: Endless Arcade
Kacey Johansing: The Hiding
Paul McCartney: Ram
Jessie Buckley & Bernard Butler: For All Our Days That Tear Our Heart


Watched
Love Island
Elf Lyons: A Work in Progress Comedy show called ‘Raven’ at the Three Hounds

Ordered
Nothing

Arrived
Orbis #200

Vona Groarke’s Trumpet

What a lovely week that was. I’m pleased to be back home now, but also sad that the week away is over. The going-back-to-work fear has kicked in, and while I enjoy my job, I am currently working out ways to move to rural Wales and just stay there forever. Especially as they seem to have the same attitude to bugles as I do.

Taken in Porthgain, near The Shed (Amazing fish and chips). Turns out an erstwhile colleague of mine lives near there, but I only discovered this when it was too late.

That said, I achieved almost exactly no writing last week (this is fine, btw). I did manage to write a review for the good people at The Friday Poem and some notes towards two more for Nell at OPOI, so it was exactly a wash out. Obviously, and more importantly, it was time for spending with my family and for relaxing. I think I was just getting into relaxation mode in time to come home, but I’ll take what I can. I also found time to type up some notes for a poem before we left. It’s one I’d scratched out a draft for ages ago, but not typed up. I was hoping it would kickstart something, and it did.

What turned out to be four lines of the poem appeared as I was driving along the M4 in rain like stair rods. I found myself repeating them over and over in my head to avoid forgetting them, building on what was one line, then two before getting to the fourth one. I was just debating whether to ask Rachael to write them down for me or to ask Siri to take a note (that would have felt weird, talking gibberish into my wrist while R and F were listening), but thankfully a services popped up, so I could type it up to come back to.

It’s a start. Who knows what will come of it.

The rest of the week was filled with reading, and while I didn’t do the Sealey Challenge, I did get through a few of the TBR magazines. I was most pleased to stumble across the work of Vona Groarke in the Spring ’21 edition of Poetry Review.

She’s a new name to me, and I note she has quite the back catalogue—of course, I always fall for the prolific ones. I will be making some purchases ASAP.

However, she has two poems in the magazine, and the first one, ‘Linkage’ absolutely knocked my socks off in the sort of way that makes me want to rip up everything I’ve written to date, but I won’t. However, it’s a bit too long to share here. Her second poem also made me want to change every thing I’ve ever done, and that I think I can share here, so here it is.

I’m not sure I 100% know what it’s saying, but I 100% know I love it. I know I want to have a long, hard word with my own work after reading this and ‘Linkage’.

Vona Groarke, Poetry Review Spring 2021

THE WEEK IN STATS


14k , A hilly 10K and a curtailed 5K (eg 4).
0 hangovers
0 x acceptances
2 rejections: PopShot and Poetry Review
1 poem worked on: How’d You Like Them Apples
0 new Submissions:
13 poems currently out for submission.
68 Published poems*: Was 69, but one was not used in the end, having been accepted.
41 Poems* finished by unpublished
27 poems* in various states of undress
554 Rejected poems* Eg I’ve decided they are not good enough
1 Review* written, and two planned out
4 reviews to write (I’ve read two of the books)
1 week without cigarettes…
0 Days since drinking
9 more hours in the fucking car
1 more week that I’m not having an affair with Eva Green

* To date, not this week. Christ!!

TITLE GIVEAWAY

Improvised Trousers

READ/SEEN/HEARD/ETC

Read
Poetry Wales #56.3, 57.1
Olivia McCannon: Exactly My Own Length
Gboyega Odubanjo: Aunty Uncle Poems
Joe Williams: The Taking Part
Poetry Review Spring 21
Finished Creatures 5

Music
Daughter of Swords: Dawnbreaker
Kevin Morby: Sundowner
Emma-Jean Thackray: Yellow
Michael Kiwanuka: Kiwanuka
Bille Eillish:
LUMP: Animal
Laura Stevenson: ST
Fleet Foxes: ST, Shore
My Morning Jacket: Z
Mountain Man: Live
SG Goodman: Old Time Feeling
Bonny Light Horseman: ST
Self Esteem: Compliments Please
Sylvan Esso: With
Ginger Baker’s Airforce: GBA 2


Watched
Love Island
The A-Team (Movie)
Madagascar 3
Gladiator
Perry Mason



Radio/Podcasts
None

Ordered
Neil Elder: Like This

Arrived
Inua Ellams: The Actual…
John McCullough: Reckless Paper Birds
Neil Elder: Like This

 


No States, man

After the overconfidence of last week, I was left feeling a little less confident on Thursday, especially after loads of nudging and outright ordering on Wednesday to buy a copy of The New Statesman as my poem didn’t end up being included.

I was out for work all day and got home late after a lovely meal with colleagues and the account managers for a supplier of ours, and hadn’t managed to find a copy in any newsagents in the Shoreditch/Old Street area, so my little heart leapt when I got home to see a copy on the kitchen table—thank you Rachael and Flo.

I flicked through it about 12 times, but no sign of my poem. I was gutted as there’s an excellent article in there about Will Sergeant’s autobiography, and I suspect this is the closest I’ll get to sharing anything with a Bunnyman.

It turns out another article came in on Monday and so I was bumped. It shall still happen though; I will be in there eventually (aside from me sticking my poem into the current issue).

It’s all good though. This week has redeemed itself after nine hours of driving across country to the edge of Wales. We have landed in the most peaceful and silent place in the world. Just what we all needed.

A glorious view to wake up to
Not where we’re staying, but loved these buoys hanging outside someone’s home

I’ve brought some work to do this week and what I’m now starting to worry isn’t enough books. I have a review I must write this week, I’m hoping I may actually manage a poem of my own (not worried if I don’t though.)

I note today is the first day of The Sealey Challenge. I’ve never heard of it before, but it sounds like a good idea. I won’t be actively taking part, but I think I manage at least some reading of poems almost every day of the year, so I won’t beat myself up for not joining in. Most of my reading this week is magazines anyway to help alleviate some of the TBR backlog.

It seemed apt to be reading this as my first holiday read.

And this seemed even more apt as Rach and Flo have just been stung by a wasp on the way back from a walk.

Ok, it’s not about wasps, but I’m working with what I have here…like I’m in the A-Team or something. (I note the A-Team movie is on the shelf here, I may have to watch that this week for all of it’s glorious awfulness). The poem above is by Graham Mort and he is one of the many poets sat on the aforementioned TBR pile, so circularity wins again.

Final note, please add to your playlists, etc this by my mates Simon and Dan.

THE WEEK IN STATS


13.5k , Some couch to 5k as I work my way back to calf-confidence.
0 hangovers
0 x acceptances
1 rejections: Bad Lillies – a lovely rejection
0 poems worked on:
0 new Submissions:
14 poems currently out for submission.
68 Published poems*: Was 69, but one was not used in the end, having been accepted.
41 Poems* finished by unpublished
27 poems* in various states of undress
554 Rejected poems* Eg I’ve decided they are not good enough
0 Review* written, but one planned and about to be started after I finish this
4 reviews to write (I’ve read two of the books)
0 weeks without cigarettes…
0 Days since drinking
9 hours in the fucking car
1 more week that I’m not having an affair with Eva Green

* To date, not this week. Christ!!

TITLE GIVEAWAY

Not a sausage

READ/SEEN/HEARD/ETC

Read
Alan Buckley: Touched. 
Poetry Wales #56.3

Music
Masters Of the Hemisphere: I Am Not. A Freedom
Clairo: Sling
Laura Veirs: Year Of Meteors
Glenn Branca: Symphony No.13 for 100 Guitars
Ash: Islands
Ballet School: The Dew Lasts An Hour
Betty Wright: Live
Beth Orton: Trailer Park
AA Boney: When The Devil’s Loose
July Skies: The English Cold
Fruit Bats: Siamese Dream., Absolute Loser
Smashing Pumpkins: Siamese Dream, Gish, Mellon Collie
The Wedding Present: Live 2012
Tethers: Minor Moon
Songs Ohia: Axxess & AceParquet Courts: Human Performance
The Hollies: Butterfly
Cassandra Jenkins: An Overview of phenomenal Nature
Lucy Dacus: Video Games
Joe Wong: Nite Creatures
Flock of Dimes: Head of Roses


Zooms, etc
None

Radio/Podcasts
The Archers

Ordered
Inua Ellams: The Actual…
John McCullough: Reckless Paper Birds
Olga Dermot Bond: A Sky full of Strange Specimens
Finished Creatures #5

Arrived
Olga Dermot Bond: A Sky full of Strange Specimens
Finished Creatures #5
Stand