Title Giveaway

I’m going to collect all of the Title Giveaways here. New ones first each week. New ones in bold.

I explain why this here

Take what you want, do what you want with them.

  1. Johnny Big Hood
  2. Elf Cobblers
  3. Wash Your Hands
  4. My Random Word Generator Suggested Random Word Generator 
  5. Default Settings
  6. Alan Is Morrissey, Etc
  7. Nephilim Club
  8. Mailing The World’s Last Postage Stamp (NB I may want to use this later, but let me know if you get there first…)
  9. Cuts & Browsers
  10. Hippocratic Oats
  11. Idyllic Postmen
  12. Photonbooth (thanks to a typo earlier)
  13. Captain Ergotron
  14. Captain Ergotron Rides Again
  15. The Continuing Story of Captain Ergotron
  16. Captain Ergotron: The Next Generation
  17. Six Degrees of Strawmen
  18. Trust Exercise
  19. Memoirs of a Gopher
  20. Knick, Knack, Paddywhack, Give The Dog A Drone
  21. For you I’d Swallow Niagara Falls
  22. The Implications
  23. The Imp Locations
  24. Trial A Little Tenderness For Free, + £1.pp P&P
  25. I Was All Set To Join The Jet Set Which I Now Regret
  26. We Made Bald Men Fight Over Combs, You Won’t Believe What They Fought Over Next
  27. Washing My Heir
  28. Watering Houseplants on Houseboats and Wearing a Housecoat
  29. The Immediate Problems Caused by Getting Tinsel in your Blood Stream
  30. Gepetto’s Tools Were Not Toys
  31. Fortified Whine
  32. Fitness Videos By Aging Glam Rockers, or Shawaddywaddy’s Squaddie Body
  33. All The Dignity I Can Muster
  34. Being Present
  35. The Old Switcheroo 
  36. Trickier than pulling teeth out of a Hen
  37. Hen’s Dentist
  38. Never an Oeuf
  39. Len’s Flare
  40. Len’s Flair
  41. Boutros- Boutros Svengali
  42. Planting Fig Trees
  43. Guerilla Gardening
  44. Scabby Horse
  45. Start With the Punchline and Work Backwards
  46. Big Dogs
  47. Fog At the Edges of my Brain
  48. Dad Bod
  49. Dad, Bod
  50. Bod, Dad
  51. Bod Dad
  52. Light Seconds
  53. A Momentary Stay of Execution
  54. Toodlepip
  55. You Can Lead a Hose to Water
  56. Ironing Pile
  57. Maintaining The Status Quo status quo
  58. Lost in the K-Hope
  59. Magaluf Mega-cops
  60. Turn Out The Lights On Your Way Out
  61. You Look Like You’ve Lost A Fiver And Found Ten Pence
  62. Selection Box
  63. Sock Curry
  64. Boxsets and Blankets
  65. Even Lizards Succumb to Optical Illusions
  66. No Man Is An Iliad
  67. No Man is Isla St Clair
  68. Lizard Let Die
  69. What Is The Point of Arsenal Right Now?
  70. One Ill Octopus for Six Quid
  71. 300 Jars
  72. Build Me A Buttercup
  73. Die Fingermouse
  74. Deadball Specialist
  75. Fag Ash Lilt
  76. Prior Convictions
  77. Falseoreo – (A name for non-branded Oreos as invented by Florence and sounds like Shakespeare character)
  78. How to Put a Fez on an Alien
  79. Man, You Got Banned From a Bookshop
  80. Priority Seat
  81. Orthopaedic Hovercraft (Credit to my wife for this one)
  82. The Screaming of Rhubarb
  83. Darkness on the Edge of Tans
  84. Burnt Parsnips
  85. Gestation Periods
  86. Don’t Listen to Joe Dolce
  87. Compressed Sea Creatures
  88. Burning Things
  89. Sunday Best
  90. Gospel Science
  91. Sexy Talk
  92. Mrs Marple’s Marbles
  93. Mono Lake’s Bizarre Roundworms
  94. Terrible Mammoth Drawing
  95. Silky Grundies
  96. A Bag of Badgers
  97. Roadies
  98. Tin Can Tourists
  99. Tracking The Tick Boom
  100. Magnificent Mailboxes
  101. Oulu Groke
  102. Abyssal Wasteland
  103. Deflated balloons
  104. Self-cleaning Fridges
  105. Roombas On Their Night Off
  106. Clown Computing
  107. Chauffeur Knowledge
  108. Radical Candour (As seen on a slide at work)
  109. Menacing Tumbleweeds
  110. Olu Groke
  111. Tiny Plant Comeback
  112. The Declining
  113. Sunlit Uplands Retirement Home
  114. Vacuuming Nude
  115. This is the Cloning of the Age of Aquarius
  116. Heavenly Bamboo
  117. Squashes
  118. Piggy Back Racing
  119. Here’s to Finding Out Things
  120. Yeah, Whatever
  121. Washed Up, On A Beach
  122. Trampoline Blues
  123. Null and Void
  124. Pretzel Regret
  125. Affordable Horsing
  126. Slip on shoes should be banned
  127. A dying owl looks back
  128. I find myself caught in the arms of a colossal squid and I don’t want to be let out
  129. Hard hats to follow
  130. Semioticians take twice as long to unpack
  131. Semiotic Ian
  132. Blood Sugar Sex Mattress
  133. A Collie Wobbles
  134. Moon Butter Sculpture
  135. A Line of Best Fit
  136. If you say Squiggle one more time…
  137. That was never out…
  138. Rutger Hauer’s Finest Hours
  139. Duvet? No, it’s Christmas
  140. GDPR Workshop
  141. They had Phil Collins in mind when you were conceived
  142. Scraping the floor at the Barrel makers
  143. Should Poets Have KPIs?
  144. Instrument Amnesty (Thanks to my daughter’s school for the email title)
  145. On Playing War Pigs for the First Dance at your Wedding
  146. Sounding Bored
  147. Invalid Captcha
  148. Welcome to my Ted Talk
  149. Sighs of a Cow
  150. Magnets
  151. HD TV
  152. The Chick Pea Revolution
  153. Climbing onboard an above average height horse
  154. Panda Quotidian (Thanks to Flo for this one)
  155. Watching The Cure
  156. In Twenty Minutes
  157. So Got to Go
  158. Pocket Squares
  159. Section by section, we laid the track
  160. Frog, March
  161. Full Court Press
  162. Boxer’s Break
  163. The Devil’s Avocado
  164. Gold Dust Variations
  165. Auto Recovery File
  166. Exertion Headache
  167. Peeling The Finch
  168. Hip Gardener
  169. Three Square Meals
  170. Metro Gnomic
  171. Suds Law
  172. The Search For Martian Fettucine*
  173. No Rushes
  174. Dunking Biscuits
  175. Who Wants To See My Arse?
  176. Ankle Knack
  177. Sandwich Fillings You Never Expected
  178. Nest of Wankers
  179. Sideways Looks
  180. Stunner
  181. Sweet Jesus, That’s Ridiculous…And I Like It
  182. The Court Might Be Yours, And There May Be A Ball In It, But It’s My Ball And I’m Taking It Home
  183. A Chicken And Egg Situation
  184. The Finished Schematics For A Chicken And An Egg
  185. If I Had To Chose
  186. Poem With Backing Vocals
  187. Torreador of Uncertainty
  188. Who Wants to Win The League anyway
  189. Hitchcock’s Hatchback
  190. Florida Keycutter
  191. When Your Pilot is a Juggalo
  192. Kiss My Device Graph
  193. Spoilers
  194. A Gottle of Geer
  195. Pelf on the Shelf
  196. Erotic Cake-Dancing
  197. Sticklebricks and Sticklemortar
  198. Collaborative Salad Making
  199. More Dynamite for your Dollar
  200. A Smattering Tragedy*
  201. Hand-reared 
  202. Arranging Aquatic Birds in a Linear Fashion
  203. Pulled Muscle Cars
  204. Poem Written as an Instrumental
  205. Nicky, Louder
  206. Mesopotamian Lullabies**
  207. Christmas Card Lust***
  208. Now that’s what I call a deck chair
  209. Keeping Obituaries on File
  210. The Onset of Twats
  211. Retirement Home for Fly-By-Nights
  212. Simon of the Times
  213. People Can Act Like Rivets If You Need Them To
  214. The Unbearable Lightness of Beading
  215. Blanket Bans
  216. Stalking the Back Roads
  217. The Inventor of Ironing
  218. Catalan Dog
  219. Bloodletting Agent
  220. Slinging Hooks
  221. 60-Day Bed Rest
  222. Squids of Oahu
  223. Cows Around The World
  224. Seaside Fatberg
  225. Fancy Baby Boot
  226. Egyptian Egg Ovens
  227. Unsolved Mysteries
  228. For The High Jump
  229. Hogwash
  230. Disco Cowboy Hat
  231. Driver Analysis
  232. Four He’s A Jolly Good Fellows
  233. Persona Non-Starter
  234. Dog Treats
  235. Dodo Starter Kit
  236. The day I replaced your shampoo with glue
  237. Awkward Squad Roll Call
  238. Toreador of Uncertainty
  239. Very Tres Bon
  240. A Path Through The Hair Forest
  241. Loop The Loop
  242. Friday’s Never Been Good For Fighting, But It’s Good For Fish & Chips